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The city wasa, wasa, wasa wossname. Thing. Woman. Thass what it was. Woman. Roaring, ancient, centuries old. Strung you along, let you fall in thingy, love, with her, then kicked you inna, inna, thingy. Thingy, in your mouth. Tongue. Tonsils. Teeth. That's what it, she, did. She wasa...thing, you know, lady dog. Puppy. Hen. Bitch.
in Guards! Guards!, by Terry Pratchett
Now that I've got your attention, here's the gist of it: Friends Only journal, mostly about my job at a theatre (which is why I may not friend you right away or at all; I'm not a bitch...just very paranoid) and some rl-related shenanigans. Occasionally I write about terribly funny people that I'll obviously never meet, or do the odd meme. I'm pretty ordinary. Also, keep in mind that I don't post a lot, but when I do, it's usually a rant of epic proportions. I hope my anger is fun to read.
If you are the sort of person who thinks less of another who doesn't know how to make layouts/profile codes/mood themes/anything at all...well, you're right: I'm a ridiculous excuse for a human being. Now move on with your life.
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